Get Over Yourself You Fat Twat

I had to introduce the fashion designer to cleaning. After spending several hours with her I had discovered two things 1) she designed clothes that helped people in Africa 2) She loves the Spice Girls more than anything in the world.

At the start of her season her most used phrase was 'I have a fashion line in Africa'

By the end of her season it was 'Get over yourself, you fat twat'.

This phrase was originally coined about one person in particular (forward me your guesses as to who) but in the end it was useful in a whole number of situations. It was even used once defending my honour, standing up as a true feminist. At the time the man she directed it to was very taken aback. As were the rest of the people she said it to.

When we left she confided in me that she was slightly worried that she had got so used to saying it that she wouldn't be able to stop herself saying it when she was back in England. That she might say it to her dad or some important fashion contact by mistake. As far as I know she has yet to make such a mistake.