Ok my beloved readers, sorry for not posting all day. I have been at the London managers meeting not understanding a single word uttered by my colleagues between the hours of eleven and six. And then it was post meeting drinks in the pub. Now during this enjoyable evening I got to thinking about all the things I used to have to do as a manger that I don't have to do now (or hopefully ever again)
1. Listen to staff sex stories at 7am every morning
2. Force staff out of bed on a morning
3. Throw unwanted people out of staff accom
4. Wash dirty underpants/knickers I found lying round the laundry room because it was just easier than tracking down who they belonged to
5. Tell male staff to pull their trousers up and cover up their underpants. Although I knew that many of the boys were very proud of their brightly coloured/ zebra print/ where's wally underpants, I did not want to see them (in or out of work)
6. Change the bedding of ill staff who had been sick everywhere
7. Tell staff to stop picking their nose/ picking at scabs
8. Tell staff not to do anything so stupidly dangerous that they would probably die
9. See photos of staff who had got so drunk they had fallen asleep naked
10. Do staff accom checks, wading through the disgusting hole the lived in and then having to act like their mum and tell them to clean their room (but seeing their delighted, proud, cherubic faces when they told you they had cleaned their bedrooms was actually very sweet)
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