When was the last time??

When was the last time you felt fully rested?
When was the last time you woke up and thought 'I'v had enough sleep'
When was the last time you thought 'What I really fancy for lunch is a ham/cheese baguette'?
When was the last you had 'chicken' for dinner and it was really chicken and not turkey?
When was the last time that you didn't blame being drunk on the altitude?

Six months ago?!?!?!?!?!?!?