Everyone loves the guests - they are the reason we get to be seasonaires after all!

Over the season we had approximately 1000 guests come and stay at the hotel. The quality of these guests ranged from really cool to mildly irritating to 'I'm counting down the seconds till you get on the transfer coach and get the fuck out of my hotel'.

Right from the first week, when we had a family who had almost been banned from holidaying with the company because the husband had made the last childcare manager cry. He was just generally rude and enjoyed complaining. At one point the then head chef was close to stabbing him when he walked into the kitchen to complain about the soup at afternoon tea. 

He also enjoyed walking round the restaurant at breakfast in just a t-shirt and his thermal long johns with his bits flapping around everywhere. I was very surprised that one of the other parents didn't complain that he was upsetting their children - it certainly upset me. 

OK guys over to you now - 'remember the guest that....